2.23.2012

Why I support socialism... (just for fun)

1.) Prices of water in movie theaters- $5? Are you freaking kidding me?

2.) I won't have to worry about getting a good education to get a job- the government will provide for me!

3.) Those "highered wages". (see yesterday's letter)

4.) Government will take over Abercrombie and Hollister! Maybe they'll institute proper lighting.

5.) I've always wanted another country's president to visit the US and say "I am a jelly donut" and "Tear down this border wall!"
(I know those were two different presidents.)

6.) Free trade is overrated, anyways. We get everything from China anyways.

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