Dumb girl #1: "Wasn't Christopher Columbus Spanish?"
Teacher: "No! He was Italian."
Dumb girl #1: "But he sailed for Spain?"
Teacher: "Yes, but he was Italian."
Dumb girl #2: "Wait, I don't get it..."
Dumb girl #1: "So why did he sail for Spain?"
*class groans*
Teacher: "Because they hired him to?"
Me: "Because they paid him to!"
Dumb girls #1 and #2: "But doesn't that make him, like, Spanish?"
Class: *collectively* "NO!"
Guy in the corner: "Oh my God..."
Guy behind me: *slams head on desk*
Teacher: "NO! That's like saying if you work for a European company, you're European."
Dumb girl #1: "But, you are..."
Me: *exchanges look with friend in next seat over and pantomimes shooting self through head*
Dumb girl #1: "...wait..."
Class: *speechless*
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