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This weekend I went to Walmart and saw the strange sight of a man and a woman, both Indian, dressed in thick sweatshirts with fur collars, baggy jeans, and ratty old flip-flops. Now, it was barely above freezing in our part of the country. The couple was lingering beside the checkouts, evidently dreading stepping outside into the cold.

I don't know about you, but when I see someone dressed like this, I want to say, "Namaste, good sir, what time did your plane land?"